Monday, December 1, 2008

A short conversation about the forthcoming film Where the Wild Things Are, written by Dave Eggers and directed by Spike Jonze

Jim: (reading the Wikipedia page about the film) Catherine Keener's in it.
Doug: Does she have kids? 'Cause if she did, she'd be a total MILF.
Jim: (navigating to the Wikipedia page about Catherine Keener) She has one kid...
Doug: Nice.
Jim: ...with Dermot Mulroney.
Doug: Aww, I can't compete with that...
Jim: They divorced last year.
Doug: ...but maybe I won't have to!
Jim: She is now dating Benicio del Toro.
Doug: (fists raised to the heavens) BENICIOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 comment:

Woo said...

Wikipedia really should just refocus it's value proposition to customers as a MILF checker. Or a Benicio checker.

Sorry folks, but if I'm gonna be reading this at work, you're gonna get phrases like 'value proposition'.